Monday, April 14, 2008

Making sexy time


So, it turns out Marilyn Monroe has a sex tape too, putting her in the same company as class acts Pam and Tommy, Paris and Rick and Kid Rock and Scott Stapp. Ewww.

Is she performing oral on John F. Kennedy? J. Edgar Hoover seemed to think so. He even had prostitutes view the top secret silent, black-and-white film in an attempt to get the mystery man identified.

Too bad the tape won't hit YouTube anytime soon. The rich guy from Manhattan who bought it for $1.5 million wants to "protect Monroe's privacy."

What do you think about this?

2 comments:

Amanda said...

who was running the camera? they didn't have the small, handheld variety that have made homemade sex tapes so conveniently easy. I mean, maybe they were way past this in the 60s, but someone must have been standing there with a hand crank to run that thing.

Lily Writes said...

I know. Weird, right?